May 30, 2025:
#1: As Elon Musk entered President Trump’s orbit, he told people he was taking so much ketamine that it was affecting his bladder. He was also taking Ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, and he traveled with a daily medication box of about 20 pills.
#2: Trump is now presenting Musk with a giant golden key he says he gives only to “very special people.”
#3: White House Health Report Included Fake Citations - A report on children’s health released by the Make America Healthy Again Commission referred to scientific papers that did not exist.
I’m special. Where can I get one of those keys? Maybe Buc-ees?